Morden Corinthians book a place in the quarterfinals of the League Knockout Cup

Morden entered yesterdays contest versus Guildford City who finished fourth in Division one as the underdogs in the eyes of the opposition. The oppo chairman had been stating that the Morden boys were on a hiding second to nothing apparently. So The boys provided quite the shock to the oppo and posted 270 odd for 5 thanks to a brilliant 109 not out from Nick "I is The Kiwi Hefner"Hughes and a great 70 from Steve "The beater" Cumings. The oppo still appeared confident as they had an opening batsman who scored nothing but hundreds apaprently. The boys set up shop and had the oppo reeling at 19-7 at one point. The boys finished the job and got the oppo out for 55 with Andy "I is so Angry "Allan taking three sticks and Andrew "Shoe laces are forever" Jarrett picking up 5 . Craig "Larry Flynt is my hero" Harper also played apparently.

Please note that the match report may contain scenes of a graphic and disturbing nature as to many incidents of general muppetry occured.